Seriously, it’s just a Google Group…
If you have a child at Crocker Highlands Elementary in Oakland, California, then by signing up for the Google Group, you will know everything going on with the Dads’ Club. It’s that simple.
Beer is generally available
No hidden fees
Mostly dads
No commitment
If we are not cooking at events, people get hungry, and then they go home.
The Presidents of the Dads Club represent a long line of leadership excellence, each leaving the Dads Club in narrowly better shape than they found it. Evolving from napkins with instructions to Google Docs to a fully functional clubhouse and a world class marketing website, they are the standard bearers for Dads Clubs globally.
President
Cameron introduced the Crocker Dads Clubhouse, a fully furnished activities center for thirsty dads. It has been a haven for watching the game, shooting pool, and staying out too late.
President Emeritus
When Adam rearchitected the service line for the Walkathon in two separate, high-velocity lines, we more than tripled our capacity. It was pure genius.
President Emeritus
Alex stunned the group to silence with the existential question: “Have these grills ever been cleaned?!” From that moment forward, the dads cleaned the grills.
President Emeritus
Derek asked the group if we should have a golf tournament. We all said, “No.” He did it anyway. Turns out? Lots of fun.
President Emeritus
Jaison was a master at procuring free kegs of delicious local brews, and he knew a dude who still lets us put a keg behind a car next to the school. This forever changed the face of the organization.
President Emeritus
Josh pre-dates written record of the Crocker Dads organization. He remains a legend. His exploits echo through the halls of time.
The Crocker Dads make up the best and the brightest our country has to offer. The organization is not only the country‘s preeminent elementary school dads club, but it is quite possible they are the best, most handsome, and most capable dads ever collected in one place in our nation‘s beautiful history.
While this may be our current President‘s real estate brokerage during the day, any Crocker Dad worth his grilling tongs knows that Abio Properties is straight up Dad Zone at night. Think of it as a secret lair for the next generation of Crocker Super-Dads.
Our job is to raise money for the school.
Or — more often — our job is to grill food while other people are raising money.
There are four events which mark the cornerstones of our fundraising efforts for the year. When these events arise, you can expect an email from the team coordinating volunteers. If you are available, we would love to have your help.
Spaghetti Feed
Walkathon
Golf Tournament
Carnival
Beyond the big four fundraisers are a handful of social events less focused on fundraising and more focused on, well, us.
Rye vs Bourbon
Mescal vs Tequila
Warriors games